SATIRE!
This is a peice of writing I did for senventh grade English lol... so it's finished and I just wanted to post it
Rent-a-boy!
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What are your boyfriend choices? Well, as many fish as there are i…
I LIKE TALKING TOO!
I recently started seventh grade. The middle of my entirety of my middle school career. It consists of homework, girl drama, and tests. Fun right? No. I hate how at our school there is such a distinguished line between the kids who don't stop talking ("normal") and the kids who don't (me). What? Just because I don't want to talk means I don't have a voice or feelings? I HAVE A VOICE!!!! (Please excuse my exclamation points and capitalization :P) Anyway yuppppp..... I mean if you seriously know me.... well lets just say you'd need a lot of duct tape.